He is an awesome kisser. I'm still better though

ANDY is failure at guitar teaching. (or I'm a failure at learning)

HE CURRENTLY OWES ME A GRAND TOTAL OF $107.50 of poker debts

He smells like NOMBCHOP

Andy is more taitai-ish then taitais are

ANDY is awesome on the guitar and the MASTER on the Piano.

Seeing Andy on buses (YES LITERALLY!) & over the radio ain't helping